I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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