I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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