Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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