Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize