So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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