The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He felt like a one man threesome
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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