Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
PANTIES FOUND
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize