They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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