When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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