She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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