What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
you inspire me to be a worse person
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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