You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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