My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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