i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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