week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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