any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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