It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The ass gains better be worth it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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