Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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