ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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