That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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