my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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