I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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