bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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