A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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