AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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