dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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