I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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