Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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