I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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