dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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