Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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