Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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