Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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