The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I deserve this hangover.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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