Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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