as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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