I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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