508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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