Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just found a bag of teeth...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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