so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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