her vagine was all disorganized.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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