So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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