He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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