I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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