my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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