My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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