DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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