Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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