If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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