We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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